NATIONAL RAMS LEADER: Hello, Hello, Hello,my brother, good morning, what is the matter with you? I am not aware you are hard of hearing. I have been calling you for the past three minutes, what is the matter really? HEAD OF CHICKENS CLAN: Haaa, calling me ke, anything, hope there is no problem? because, your…
MALAM: Ha, Pastor, good morning, Yaya Asumi? ( How is your fasting going?). My brother, you did not answer, what is the matter? But the fasting is not even taking much toll on your body cum appearance, you are as fresh as cucumber. PASTOR: Thank you Malam, I hope you are not out to make…
When the Bola Ahmed Tinubu came in as the president of the country on May 29, 2023, nearly every citizen thought everything would change over night. Judging from the history of his performance, as governor in Lagos for eight years, to his campaign slogan of Re- Newed Hope Agenda, people believed, either wrongly or otherwise,…
The initiative was to change the face of Agricultural practice by the Federal government, under the Renewed Hope Agricultural Mechanisation programme in order to make farming modern and attractive to youths, but unfortunately, seven months after the launching,the tractors are sitting pretty well at the premises of National Agricultural Seeds Council (NASC) in Sheda, along…
I employed a farm worker some time ago when I took a decision to go into farming. Employment terms wrapped up and I fulfilled my primary part of the agreement. We purchased farm implements, got him a telephone as well as modest accommodation near the farm. Not long after, the guy abandoned the farm and…
What is the biological phenomenon that appears in human gradual loss of muscle mass, strength and function when they are growing older? This is known as Sarcopenia! Sarcopenia is a gradual loss of muscle mass, strength and function… the loss of skeletal muscle mass and strength as a result of aging… The situation may be…
HOUSE WIVES: We no go gree o,we no go gree,we no go gree o, we no go gree. GRANDMA: Kemi, Kemi, Kemi, please, what is your problem, how many times do you want me to call you before answering? Who are those people making noise? They are getting nearer. Kemi: Grandma, getting nearer ke? I…
DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1).Birds don’t urinate. 2).Horses and cows sleep while standing up. 3).The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk. 4). Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids. 5). Despite…
LEADER: You are all welcome to this meeting. I am sincerely happy to have this great number in attendance. I was thinking that many of our members will be discouraged to attend this meeting, your presence here today is a testament to our togetherness and commitment to the struggle. It gladdens to see all other…
Alakoso: Good day everybody, I thought I should be on my feet before rendering our town’s Anthem? Well, we need to be very careful about all the things we do here, they are open to all our subjects, hence there is that need from us to be very careful about all the messages we pass…
