HOUSE WIVES: We no go gree o,we no go gree,we no go gree o, we no go gree. GRANDMA: Kemi, Kemi, Kemi, please, what is your problem, how many times do you want me to call you before answering? Who are those people making noise? They are getting nearer. Kemi: Grandma, getting nearer ke? I…
DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1).Birds don’t urinate. 2).Horses and cows sleep while standing up. 3).The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk. 4). Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids. 5). Despite…
LEADER: You are all welcome to this meeting. I am sincerely happy to have this great number in attendance. I was thinking that many of our members will be discouraged to attend this meeting, your presence here today is a testament to our togetherness and commitment to the struggle. It gladdens to see all other…
Alakoso: Good day everybody, I thought I should be on my feet before rendering our town’s Anthem? Well, we need to be very careful about all the things we do here, they are open to all our subjects, hence there is that need from us to be very careful about all the messages we pass…
Landlord: Ram, come here, you know what you have done, that is why you are trying to avoid me for some time now. Each time I sent people to fetch you, your reply was always “I am Coming”. Getting you on telephone is another fruitless effort. At some point I started doubting the people I…
KABIYESI: Good morning, everyone, you are all welcome back, today is the last working day,and first meeting, after “My Report”. There is no gainsaying that a year has passed, since I mounted the stool or throne of my political forebears, the report we gave, when we were accounting for our stewardship would have been better…
KABIYESI: Good morning Ashiwaju, are you surprised that I sent for you? I salute you, the reason I sent for you is this , I thank God that we are all alive today, it is just by His grace, nothing more. Some hours from now, it will be a year that I ascended the…
Muyideen Abiodun Abdulazeez is not the typical meat seller. He has a private abattoir that is also uniquely different from what you see about town. He is humble, demonstrates deep knowledge of what he is doing and seals that with a high degree of hygiene. Yet, the road to the present was not a bed…
TEACHER: Good morning, students, I am here to enlighten you on some salient points, which I believe are not clear to you. I am very concerned that I needed to make some clarifications as you prepare to take the first and crucial step that will shape your future career. In the next few months…
