


A BUTCHER’S JOB IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED
Muyideen Abiodun Abdulazeez is not the typical meat seller. He has a private abattoir that is also uniquely different from what you see about town. He is humble, demonstrates deep knowledge of what he is doing and seals that with a high degree of hygiene. Yet, the road to the present was not a bed…

FARMERS WILL BE THE LORDS!
TEACHER: Good morning, students, I am here to enlighten you on some salient points, which I believe are not clear to you. I am very concerned that I needed to make some clarifications as you prepare to take the first and crucial step that will shape your future career. In the next few months…

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
PRINCIPAL: Good morning students, today’s assembly will be very brief, we are not going to waste time, because all agric. students will have to go for re- registration as earlier discussed. After this, I would like to meet with the President and Secretary of Agric. Students Association. I think my points are clear. STUDENTS: Yes…

GRANDMA AND HER TOUGH SERMON.
Grandma: Good evening everyone, I am very happy to have nearly all of you in this meeting, my happiness came from the fact that, with the short notice I gave, all of you came to honour me with your attendance, this is a sign that all of you can be trusted, once more, I say,…

PROMO!!! OFADA RICE FOR EASTER!
Easter celebration is around the corner. With us, there is no reason giving yourself sleepless nights, thinking about how, Dollar, Pounds or Euro has appreciated against Naira, or how do l celebrate this coming Easter with my family. We at the Bushlink Foods have you in mind as this season approaches, we are of the…

THE FEAR OF CIVIL SERVANTS…
Chairperson: Good afternoon my people, how has it been? Anyway, there is no need to ask questions or pretend about the happenings in the country, the whole thing is glaring for everybody to see, even for a blind. With all these shouts of “We are hungry, that is re -vibrating all over the council, we…

THE PRODIGAL SON
JEREMAYA: Ziki, how are you? It has been a long time, anyway, I don’t want to bother you much, I thought you will branch at my place yesterday, at least, if not for any other thing, we would have been able to take a decision on where and when to hold our next meeting. ZIKI:…

IT IS FARMERS’ TIME
CHIEF: Leader, quite a long time. What is happening? l called your lines severally to no avail. Each time I called; I met a brick wall. What is the problem? Leader: Immediately we finished our festival last year, I had to go back to our village, in fact, my trip was timely, because my people…

Let Us Return To The Garden!
Choir Master: Daddy, good morning, sir. How was your night? What of Mummy and all my aburos? Pastor: Good morning brother Peter, how was your night too? What about sister Celia?But why are you here this early? Is there any programme slated for today that I am not aware of? Choir master: I am very…